NFL Limericks, Part II
Here it is, the second installment of my NFL Limericks. If you missed the first, click here for an explanation.
Atlanta Falcons
Though Vick struggled in the preseason
That certainly isn’t a reason
To give up the dreams
Of the Atlanta team
To do so would almost be treason
Baltimore Ravens
Lewis runs 800 times
Behind the Ravens’ o-line
His legs will fall off
The pundits will scoff
At the Birds, come postseason time
Buffalo Bills
Will Travis or Willis get starts?
Or will the whole thing come apart?
It matters not, though
In the Bills’ pass-first “O”
Man, failing to run ain’t so smart!
Carolina Panthers
Though close to the Bowl win last year
The Panthers won’t get quite so near
Now all are aware
Of the talent in there
So Cats fans have something to fear
Chicago Bears
Would a Bears player dare show his face
If they finish again in last place?
The great Windy City
In three weeks won’t be pretty
When they’re already out of the race
Cincinnati Bengals
The “Bungles” their nickname no longer
The team got mightily stronger
Though you know 8 and 8
Still isn’t that great
It’s better than Ms. Darva Conger!
Denver Broncos
Shanahan’s team will do fine
It seems with their offensive line
That Griffin will run
For twelve hundred-and-one
While his backup sits on his behind
Green Bay Packers
The Packers will ride Favre and Green
To become a postseason team
But come to the Dome
(The Vikings’ old home)
And watch the Green Bay faithful scream!