Dil-don’t!
A federal appeals court upheld the inane (and unenlightened) decision by the state of Alabama to ban sex toys. In its decision, it compared using the toys to committing incest or being a prostitute. In doing so, it declined the notion that the Constitution contains the right of American citizens to sexual privacy.
Whether you use them or not, what business of the government’s is it if you want to purchase something for your sex life? And what uninformed idiots think sex toys are only for perverts and hookers?
In the meantime, expect a rise in the sales of cucumbers, vaseline, and 9-volt batteries.