Is This the End of Washingtonienne?
Well, maybe.
First, I received an email from Destinyland’s David “don’t call me Sam” Cassel yesterday informing me that our favorite intern is 26, not 24, and that she never graduated from Syracuse. Washingtonienne essentially confirmed this information to Wonkette by refusing to deny it.
Second, Washingtonienne/Jessica Cutler was rear-ended (presumably while driving) yesterday. It works on so many levels…
And on that note, unless we find out that Ms. Cutler spread VD throughout the Senate chambers or that pesky Chief of Staff is named, I’m pretty much done writing about the country’s most famous “Staff Ass.”
Update:
Yeah, so I originally wrote “unless we find out she aborted the baby of one of her half-dozen lovers” in the above post, but deleted it in a rare display of good taste.
But according to this interview on Nerve.com (thanks, anonymous commenter!), we see that not only is Cutler pro-choice, she’s actually had an abortion! What forethought I almost showed.