L.T. and V.D.
Hall-of-Fame linebacker Lawrence Taylor admits that he used to send hookers to the rooms of opposing teams’ running backs to wear them down on the night before games.
What joke should I use here? Something about a tight end? Or a wide receiver? Double teams? Quick penetration through the line? Maybe I’ll just defer to John Madden, who, last year on Monday Night Football repeated the following phrase at least a half-dozen times while watching replays of a Clinton Portis run up the middle:
“Watch him go right through the a hole.”
Thanks for the image, John. Now pass the Turducken.