Total (Governor) Recall
Here are some California campaign slogans, most of which I thought up on the bus yesterday:
Arnold Schwarzenegger:
“Am I running? It’s not a rumor”
“Remember the last time an ethnic Austrian took power on behalf of a rightist party when taking advantage of an economic meltdown? No? Good.” (via Fark, though I wish it were mine)
“Want to screw the Kennedys? Follow my lead.”
“My new movie will be called ‘End of Grays.’”
Arianna Huffington:
“My ex-husband thinks I’d be a good governor…and so does his boyfriend.”
“Straight eyes, for queer guys.”
“It’s like Will & Grace, but older–and in power.”
“I courted the gay vote for years.”
Larry Flynt:
“I love Bush, but I can’t stand that President of ours.”
“Behind California…especially the women.”
“I can’t fuck up; I’m always on top.”
Gary Coleman
“Want a smaller government? Here’s your answer.”
“Watchu’ talkin’ ’bout, Davis?”
And finally, this quote from Bill Maher:
Between trying to impeach Bill Clinton, Florida 2000, and the recall in California, I’m beginning to think that Republicans will do anything to win an election – except get the most votes.