And You Thought Melissa Stark Was Bad
Joumana Kidd, bruised yet loyal wife of Jason Kidd, wants to replace Melissa Stark on the sidelines during Monday Night Football telecasts (Stark being the token cute girl who brings us nuggets of information such as “each touchdown in this game is worth six points”). I thought ABC couldn’t have two worse sideline reporters than Stark and Eric Dickerson, but Mrs. Kidd may prove me wrong. My only questions are:
1) Whether she’ll bring their child, TJ, onto the field as a prop and make him stay up until 1 AM to get more face time on camera
2) If Patriots fans will chant “wifebeater” when she visits Foxboro…er CMGI…er Gillette Stadium.
“I’m a good mommy.”