I Want to Defy the Logic of All Sexx Laws
Sexx. That’s how Beck spells it.
Alabama’s Legislature upheld a 1998 ban on the sale of all sex toys. This is incredibly stupid (and, I have to imagine, takes away freedoms formerly enjoyed by many an Alabamian). Fortunately, by renaming sex toys with other, less offensive monikers (calling vibrators “muscle massagers,” for instance) a good chunk of the industry is still alive and well.
A quote from the above “muscle massagers” link:
“Thank you JMP! I keep my Magic Wand by my bed, and it’s helped me so much. I just massage my neck or hands whenever they hurt, and I sleep sooo much better.”
You keep this “massager,” endorsed by Dan Savage for female sexual stimulation (scroll to the bottom), by your bed and use it to make you feel “sooo” much better? I don’t think it’s your hands you’re stimulating, sister…