Dog-Gone
During my two-block round-trip between my (temporary) office and a pizza place, I saw a half-dozen posters for a missing white, foofy dog named “Chino.” The signs indicated a $500 reward to anyone who could return their dog. Five hundred bucks?! I know people love their pets, but at that price, why not just get a new dog (or three)? They could have saved their money on the color copies, too.
Of course, when a someone names its wussy fluff-dog Chino, you just know it eats at their table like a member of the family. To those of you who surmise that I never had a dog growing up, you’re damn right. And now, when I go home, my house doesn’t smell and I don’t find little hairs all over the dishes. The most expensive pet I ever had cost $3.99 to replace. And that was one of PetLand’s upscale gerbils.
Bonus Animal Post
Hate cats? Love UFOs? Read this.