My Baby’s Got a Secret
Evan isn’t the only person on Joe Millionaire with a secret. The Smoking Gun reports that Sarah Kozer, one of the three finalists on the show, was in scores of fetish and bondage films (though not porn, as some people have inferred from the word “bondage”). Now I really hope she wins, if only to see this conversation:
Evan: I have a secret for you; I’m not really rich.
Sarah: I have a secret for you; I was in dozens of bondage films.
Evan: Whoa. Well considering my IQ is lower than my shoe size, I’m impressed! By the way, I really am a millionaire, and I just lied when I said I had been lying.
Sarah: I can’t follow all this. Wanna tie me up?
Evan: I don’t know how to do knots…Paul?
Paul: Yes, Evan?
Evan: Could you tie us up?
Paul: Certainly. I hope FOX delivers on that promise to give me the lead in “Who Wants to Marry a Butler?”
And for more info on what a spoiled rotten brat Melissa Mowery is, check out CJ’s column in the Minneapolis Star-Tribune. I really hate to see people perpetuating a stereotype about themselves, and Ms. Mowery is as bad a Jewish-American Princess as I ever saw in high school (St. Jewish Park) or college (Boston Jewniversity)–and I saw plenty in both places. The Jewish Anti-Defamation League should be on her like lox on a bagel.
This Just In
Trista (the Bachelorette) and Russ (the smarmy writer) may have met before they were cast in “The Bachelorette.” This could go a long ways towards explaining why she’s kept such an obvious slimeball around so damn long. Unfortunately, I only have one source for this, and it ain’t exactly primary.