Ahh, the wonders of craigslist
Found on the personals board at Craigslist, and passed on to me:
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my mistress gave to me
Twelve strokes with a strap on, eleven face sittings,
Ten toes to worship, nine hours of licking,
Eight high heel stomps, seven bare ass floggings,
Six candles dripping,
Five seconds of pee.
Four metal cuffs, three anal beads, two nipple clamps
And a cock extension chasity belt.
Happy holidays, everyone!!