Twin-sane!
The Minnesota Twins stuck another dagger in the collective hearts of Czar Bud Selig and Owner Carl “Montgomery Burns” Pohlad by defeating the Oakland A’s 5-4 in a nailbiting fifth game of the ALDS. I am looking forward to the media attention the Twins will surely be receiving this week. The line on whether Stuart Scott will ever learn to pronounce “Guardado” and “Pierzynski” is currently 5-2. Oakland attracted only 32,146 fans to a stadium that seats well over 40,000.